Billionaire Blog Posts

B.O.O.B.S. Speak Power to Truth at Netroots 2015 Conference

Posted on | July 27, 2015 | Comments

At Netroots 2015 in Phoenix, we Billionaires bravely fought back against Bernie Sanders and his vitriolic rhetoric that he has been spewing against the way that our supreme wealth influences campaigns and policies in this great country. Indeed. We spoke Power to Truth. The poor Berniacs didn’t know what hit them.

We tried to take the high road (usually in our platinum-plated Hummer Limo), but Bernie kept harping against how Billionaires and Oligarchs rule this country…as if it were a bad thing. As if there were some other way? Ha ha ha! So we skipped our morning mimosas and marched out to Bernie’s event (we were driven, truth be told) to give them a very expensive taste of our displeasure.

Pics can be seen here.

Our video is here:

 

Our List of Demands

Posted on | July 15, 2015 | Comments

Some people have asked us what would it take. They ask why we dislike him so much. What would it take for us to support Bernie Sanders for President? Good question.

Here’s a short list of our demands:

1. Accept and embrace Trickle-Down Economics

2. Deport Elizabeth Warren

3. Unite the Banks. We want a Uniter, not a Divider

4. De-regulate…everything

5. Privatize Social Security

6. Promise at least 1 profitable new war each year

7. Shift tax burden even more from top 1% to…those other people

8. Raise the Minimum Voting Income from $0 to no less than $15 million

9. Did we mention deregulation?

10. Never mention the words “Income” and “Inequality” in the same sentence again

 

Presenting: Billionaires & Oligarchs Opposing Bernie Sanders (B.O.O.B.S.)

Posted on | July 14, 2015 | Comments

We’re mad (and rich) and we’re not going to take it anymore! Bernie Sanders has been trashing us long enough.

We’ve decided to stand up and fight for our beliefs:

• Profit Over People!
• Money=Speech!
• Corporations are People Too!!

We hope to motivate concerned Billionaires and Oligarchs across this great country to oppose Bernie in every city and every state!

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Join us for our first action in Phoenix, AZ where we will confront Bernie as he attempts to enter the NetRoots Conference Saturday July 18th! Connect with us via FB, Twitter or Email.

 

Dark Money Billionaires Celebrate AZ Victory!

Posted on | January 5, 2015 | Comments

Today Billionaires from all over the US flew their private jets into Arizona to celebrate their Dark Money victory at the Arizona Gubernatorial Inauguration. Millions of dollars were sent from out of state Billionaires to ensure the election of Gov Ducey, Attorney General Brnovich and the Corporation Commission, to name a few. Now it’s payback time. So the Dark Money Billionaires were first in line as the newly elected officials began their time in office.

See all Dark Money Billionaire Inauguration pics here!

GOP Pageant in Mesa Attracts Billionaires

Posted on | February 25, 2012 | Comments

Four courageous Billionaires braved the 70 degree weather and the throngs of filthy middle-class folks on Wednesday evening to remind everyone who the GOP contestants truly belong to. The Billionaires paraded around with signs that read “Invest In America: Buy a President”, “We Luv Newt: Take Us to Our Moon Mansions” and “Don’t Tread On My Corporate Tax Loopholes”.

All the while looking fabulous, they filled the air with their informative chants. “We Are the 1%! Vote Romney for President!”, declared David H. Koch-Hoare. And Paree Hiltonian exclaimed, “Hey, hey! Ho, ho…Keep the profits with the CEOs!”

Just before the GOP pageant began, the Billionaires even took some time to roll out their own red carpet and show the crowds just how special they are. A grand time was had by all.

When asked by reporters after the contest was over, who they thought had won, both Dr Dinero and Mo Fracking Monet both put down their martini glasses, held up a hand full of cash and answered “We won. We always win.”

See all pics here.

 

AZ Billionaires Welcome Romney to AZ for Invite-Only Fundraiser

Posted on | September 15, 2011 | Comments

GOP Candidate Mitt Romney had a fundraiser in Tempe, AZ at Tempe Center for the Arts. It was a beautiful and very…rich atmosphere. We were so thrilled that Mitt had accepted one of our own dogmas as his own:

“Corporations Are People Too!”

You’re our hero, Mitt!

Check out our media coverage here: