Billionaire Blog Posts

Rally Against Education WED Feb 14th!

Posted on | February 7, 2018 | Comments

Phoenix Billionaires! Our newest stream of income is under attack by greedy Arizona teachers! We must reschedule our champagne and caviar event Wednesday Feb 14th at 4pm to push back against this naked aggression.

They want the legislature to Save Our Schools (SOS) and stop the annual rising tax cuts for the wealthy…hey, that’s us! So we’re planning a counter-rally in favor of AZ SOB (Save Our Billionaires). Reach out and join us as we speak power to truth in style.profits

Billionaires, Rise Up!

Posted on | October 1, 2015 | Comments

boobs-want-youThe time is now. We must come out from the shadows at the nation’s capital and stand united against the one who would take away all that we have fought and bribed for. It would simply be unfair for anyone to take away the influence/clout that we have unfairly attained over all these years. The person of which we speak is, of course, Bernie Sanders. We’ve heard him for decades now railing against our rule and protesting our purchasing of politicians. However, things feel different this time. He is amassing a dangerous level of villagers, who he has somehow duped into voting against our Billionaire interests. He must be stopped at all costs!  #StopTheBern

Go to our “Be A Billionaire” page and see how YOU can join the Billionaire cause. Together, we’ll tail Bernie in every city and state, until he knows that we’re serious about keeping our grip on the levers of power in this country! Huzzah!!

 

Billionaires Shut Down Bernie/PDA Office Opening

Posted on | August 28, 2015 | Comments

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On Saturday Aug 2 2015, we Billionaires took a stand against Bernie Sanders and his middle-class minions. As they rubbed dirty elbows inside and snacked on food that they had to prepare themselves, we gave them a dose of our Billionaire attitudes and platitudes whilst sipping French champagne worth more than the very building they were standing in.

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B.O.O.B.S. Speak Power to Truth at Netroots 2015 Conference

Posted on | July 27, 2015 | Comments

boobs-nn2015-4At Netroots 2015 in Phoenix, we Billionaires bravely fought back against Bernie Sanders and his vitriolic rhetoric that he has been spewing against the way that our supreme wealth influences campaigns and policies in this great country. Indeed. We spoke Power to Truth. The poor Berniacs didn’t know what hit them.

We tried to take the high road (usually in our platinum-plated Hummer Limo), but Bernie kept harping against how Billionaires and Oligarchs rule this country…as if it were a bad thing. As if there were some other way? Ha ha ha! So we skipped our morning mimosas and marched out to Bernie’s event (we were driven, truth be told) to give them a very expensive taste of our displeasure.

Pics can be seen here.

Our video is here:

 

Our List of Demands

Posted on | July 15, 2015 | Comments

Some people have asked us what would it take. They ask why we dislike him so much. What would it take for us to support Bernie Sanders for President? Good question.

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Here’s a short list of our demands:

1. Accept and embrace Trickle-Down Economics

2. Deport Elizabeth Warren

3. Unite the Banks. We want a Uniter, not a Divider

4. De-regulate…everything

5. Privatize Social Security

6. Promise at least 1 profitable new war each year

7. Shift tax burden even more from top 1% to…those other people

8. Raise the Minimum Voting Income from $0 to no less than $15 million

9. Did we mention deregulation?

10. Never mention the words “Income” and “Inequality” in the same sentence again

 

Presenting: Billionaires & Oligarchs Opposing Bernie Sanders (B.O.O.B.S.)

Posted on | July 14, 2015 | Comments

We’re mad (and rich) and we’re not going to take it anymore! Bernie Sanders has been trashing us long enough.

We’ve decided to stand up and fight for our beliefs:

  • Profit Over People!
  • Money=Speech!
  • Corporations are People Too!!

We hope to motivate concerned Billionaires and Oligarchs across this great country to oppose Bernie in every city and every state!

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Join us for our first action in Phoenix, AZ where we will confront Bernie as he attempts to enter the NetRoots Conference Saturday July 18th! Connect with us via FB, Twitter or Email.