Billionaire Blog Posts

Billionaires Put a Stop to “Stop Billionaire Bills” Protest at AZ Capitol

Posted on | April 12, 2025 | Comments

On April 12 2025, some brave Billionaires had to miss the beginning of their horse racing competitions in Monaco in order to speak some Power to Truth. The GOP AZ Legislature, that we paid good money for in the year prior’s November Auction, are simply trying to show their loyalty to us by passing tax breaks for our race horses, private jets, sports stadiums and bullion depositories. But the money-hating middle class were trying to convince people that things like education and healthcare are higher priorities. How vulgar to think that way!

Billionaires Counter-Protest the Hands-Off Rally at AZ Capitol

Posted on | April 5, 2025 | Comments

Courageous Billionaires once again braved the middle-class masses to ensure that we keep our greedy Hands-On their: Elections, Social Security and Medicare. Profit Over People!

AZ Billionaires Show Up to “86” the 50-50-1 Crowd

Posted on | March 4, 2025 | Comments

After a long hiatus from having to stoop so low and participate in public showings where hoards of poor and middle-class people usually roam, some courageous Billionaires skipped their pre-lunch champagne and caviar to quell the masses as they whined about losing their democracy. And 50501 is about how much some us Billionaires make per hour. Huzzah!

Rally Against Education WED Feb 14th!

Posted on | February 7, 2018 | Comments

Phoenix Billionaires! Our newest stream of income is under attack by greedy Arizona teachers! We must reschedule our champagne and caviar event Wednesday Feb 14th at 4pm to push back against this naked aggression.

They want the legislature to Save Our Schools (SOS) and stop the annual rising tax cuts for the wealthy…hey, that’s us! So we’re planning a counter-rally in favor of AZ SOB (Save Our Billionaires). Reach out and join us as we speak power to truth in style.

Billionaires, Rise Up!

Posted on | October 1, 2015 | Comments

The time is now. We must come out from the shadows at the nation’s capital and stand united against the one who would take away all that we have fought and bribed for. It would simply be unfair for anyone to take away the influence/clout that we have unfairly attained over all these years. The person of which we speak is, of course, Bernie Sanders. We’ve heard him for decades now railing against our rule and protesting our purchasing of politicians. However, things feel different this time. He is amassing a dangerous level of villagers, who he has somehow duped into voting against our Billionaire interests. He must be stopped at all costs!  #StopTheBern

Go to our “Be A Billionaire” page and see how YOU can join the Billionaire cause. Together, we’ll tail Bernie in every city and state, until he knows that we’re serious about keeping our grip on the levers of power in this country! Huzzah!!

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Billionaires Shut Down Bernie/PDA Office Opening

Posted on | August 28, 2015 | Comments

On Saturday Aug 2 2015, we Billionaires took a stand against Bernie Sanders and his middle-class minions. As they rubbed dirty elbows inside and snacked on food that they had to prepare themselves, we gave them a dose of our Billionaire attitudes and platitudes whilst sipping French champagne worth more than the very building they were standing in.

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